Embarrassing Moment number 341 and 342

I'm walking back into work after a friend kindly brings me a 20 oz. Iced Mocha. Apparently, I sucked too hard on the straw because when I let go a glob of mocha sprayed out...right onto my nose. How graceful am I. Luckily no witnesses.

I'm eating lunch while driving. BLT wrap from Arby's. Come to find out there is sauce in it, well actually, there was sauce in it. Said sauce is now dribbled from my collar to knees. I almost sideswipe a truck trying to dodge...unsuccessfully.

One nice thing about having a small car, you aren't tall enough the see the guy in the truck flip you off as he swerves to avoid you.